Helping men everywhere to appear to actually care for their loved ones

MrThoughtful.com makes me more angry than excited about innovation in the card community. Why do companies continue to enable men's thoughtlessness? And who designed this Web site, a pack of moths? I was going to write monkeys, but monkeys undoubtedly have better HTML skills.

For the record, if you can't remember my birthday -- considering what a huge deal I make about it every year -- you'll need more than an e-reminder service to inform you of the world of Hell you're going to be in.

PEP Greetings: Potpourri-free since 2006.