The best VTD card that I didn't get, but wish I had given

The boys at Bald Guy Greetings have done it again. I heart them so much.

I hope all of you got what you wanted from the (fabricated-but-still-important) holiday. There's a lot of pressure to give a good card to a card writer. Luckily, the best one I got was in Spanish, had dogs on it and made me laugh out loud for both of those reasons. And that's one of the best gifts you can give anyone.

What kinds of cards did you give this Valentine's Day. And did it work? Did you get laid?

Who writes them? Not me. Well, not those, anyway

This Austin (Minn.? Really?) Daily Herald writer has a good point: There are a ton of shitty greeting card writers who, unfortunately, are polluting your local card buying spot with their attempts at wit and insight.

"You would think an industry that can somehow get a greeting card to play music — the Star Wars Theme, the Chicken Dance — could figure out a way to write cards for brothers buying them for their sisters."

Too bad he didn't venture outside of the shoe box. Often the fun comes in working to make a card's "defined" intention meet your purpose.