We now have a holiday card and a birthday card nearly ready for the printers, with new drink and baking recipes and beautiful, original art. The business cards are printed, the raffia is ready to be tied and we're almost, almost, almost 100% open for business.
But this is where I turn into John McCain during the Oct. 15 debate -- a crotchety, old lady (man): We have to compete for ink with this Colorado kid who thinks running her own greeting card company is "just fun." Shouldn't she be watching HSM3 or something? And whose dreams come true before they go through puberty?! And those flowers are stupid.
I'm going to go settle in front of 20/20 reruns with a bottle of Metamucil now.
PS - Don't bother telling me. I am well aware that I am already going to Hell for hating on a little girl. Jealousy is an evil thing.
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see, i can top you Jess. Hating a little girl with a disability who got a writing contract to write books about her service dog.
That's cold. I'll pour you a cold drink when you get here, though :)
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